Bob Kelso is the man!

"Listen Reid. Normally any damage to doctor Cox's oversized ego would be cause for celebration. And yet, for some reason, I'm not wearing a party hat, sitting bare ass on a hospital's copy machine. You know why? It's not because I have 'Johnny' tattooed on my butt. He was an old navy buddy and if you went trough what we did, you'd understand."

-Bob Kelso